San Angelo Police are searching for a suspect who caused extensive damage to the roof at Police Headquarters this weekend.
The damage occurred on Saturday, February 23, 2019. The initial investigation revealed the unknown suspect swiftly entered the rooftop from the West and used an extreme amount of force to peel back a portion of the roof’s exterior coating before fleeing to the East.
No arrests have been made at this time but Investigators believe the suspect’s first name is Gale. Anonymous tips indicate Gale is sometimes referred to by her street name, “Mother Nature”, who is said to be a top-ranking official in the Natural Disaster Gang.
In a press conference slated for Monday afternoon, Police Department Officials intend to throw caution to the wind by issuing Gale a warning.
If your roof was the victim of criminal mischief Saturday and you believe Gale was at fault, please do not contact police to file a report. Call your insurance adjuster.